The Old Sailor

An old sailor finally came back to land after years at sea. When his best friend saw him, he exclaimed, “You look terrible! You have a peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch! What happened?”

 

“Well,” said the battered sailor, “I got the peg-leg after a cannonball hit me when we were battling with pirates. The hook is from when I fought with a dozen angry natives and they cut off my hand. And the eye patch is from a stormy day at sea when I got some water in my eye.”

 

His friend listened sympathetically, but then said, “Wait a minute… You don’t need an eye patch just because some water gets in your eye.”

 

“Well,” admitted the old sailor, “I wasn’t too used to the hook yet…”

 

Reading Comprehension Questions

1)     The above passage is which of these?

a.      an autobiography

b.      a joke

c.      a riddle

d.      an advertisement

 

2)     In the passage, which of these describes the meeting of the two characters?

a.      an introduction for the first time

b.      a good-bye for an unknown time

c.      a reunion after a long absence

d.      a tense business negotiation

 

3)     In the above passage, the old sailor can best be described as which of these?

a.      handsome

b.      unlucky

c.      optimistic

d.      fortunate

 

4)     What was most likely author's purpose in writing this passage?

a.      to entertain

b.      to inform

c.      to describe

d.      to persuade

 

5)     In the above passage, why does the sailor have an eye patch?

a.      to protect his eyes from the salt water

b.      to look like a pirate

c.      to keep the sun out of his eyes

d.      to cover an injury he got from his hook

 

6)     In the third paragraph, what is the meaning of the word “sympathetically”?

a.      caringly

b.      reluctantly

c.      defiantly

d.      angrily

 

 

Answer Key

1)     The above passage is which of these?

a.      an autobiography

b.     a joke

c.      a riddle

d.      an advertisement

 

2)     In the passage, which of these describes the meeting of the two characters?

a.      an introduction for the first time

b.      a good-bye for an unknown time

c.      a reunion after a long absence

d.      a tense business negotiation

 

3)     In the above passage, the old sailor can best be described as which of these?

a.      handsome

b.     unlucky

c.      optimistic

d.      fortunate

 

4)     What was most likely author's purpose in writing this passage?

a.      to entertain

b.      to inform

c.      to describe

d.      to persuade

 

5)     In the above passage, why does the sailor have an eye patch?

a.      to protect his eyes from the salt water

b.      to look like a pirate

c.      to keep the sun out of his eyes

d.     to cover an injury he got from his hook

 

6)     In the third paragraph, what is the meaning of the word “sympathetically”?

a.      caringly

b.      reluctantly

c.      defiantly

d.      angrily